Since this has been going on for longer than I can remember, it must surely be kief? Although... my heart tells me it's kak. I'm so conflicted on this one!
One thing is for sure though: That spazz in the band who plays the drums is definitely kak!
Some questions must be asked
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
Friday, July 16, 2010
Kief kak?
Sometimes kak tries to be kief - do not be fooled! Always remember: kak in any other guise is still kak!
Thursday, July 15, 2010
Ouma (Rusks) and Mrs Balls (Chutney)
Ouma and Mrs. Balls are so kief I would consider a threesome with them.Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Themed Family Portraits
If you absolutely have to have a themed family portrait and you dont won't make your family name Kak, please oh please don't do this!
On the kakometer of family portraits this is about 9.9 just a fart away from 10.
Vuvuzelas
This must be what it sounds like when satan farts. On a scale of 1 to 10, this is an 11 on the kakometer.
Blackberry
"The essence of Kief, nicely packaged in a mobile phone"The kiefest phone I've ever had.
If I could have this phone surgically attached to my hand I would, on the kiefometer of mobile phones it is easily a 10!
Wearing a speedo
What's that smell? Smells like kak to me! And don't even get me started on the necklace...
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