Sometimes kak tries to be kief - do not be fooled! Always remember: kak in any other guise is still kak!
Some questions must be asked
Friday, July 16, 2010
Kief kak?
Sometimes kak tries to be kief - do not be fooled! Always remember: kak in any other guise is still kak!
Thursday, July 15, 2010
Ouma (Rusks) and Mrs Balls (Chutney)
Ouma and Mrs. Balls are so kief I would consider a threesome with them.Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Themed Family Portraits
If you absolutely have to have a themed family portrait and you dont won't make your family name Kak, please oh please don't do this!
On the kakometer of family portraits this is about 9.9 just a fart away from 10.
Vuvuzelas
This must be what it sounds like when satan farts. On a scale of 1 to 10, this is an 11 on the kakometer.
Blackberry
"The essence of Kief, nicely packaged in a mobile phone"The kiefest phone I've ever had.
If I could have this phone surgically attached to my hand I would, on the kiefometer of mobile phones it is easily a 10!
Wearing a speedo
What's that smell? Smells like kak to me! And don't even get me started on the necklace...
Plakkies with socks
This is way past just a fashion faux pas. Looking so kak should be against the law. This looks almost as kak as wearing a speedo!
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